Sex with Horses and Cows is OK, but not with Sheep
April 25th 2007 Posted at General
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A buddy of mine works in the Chicago and Lake area of Minneapolis. Not the greatest neighborhood in the city, but it has its merits. He and his boss were discussing the story of the Wisconsin man who was put on trial for having sex with a dead deer found on the side of the road, when one the store’s patrons (whom we shall call Phil) nonchalantly said, “when I was in Louisiana, I used to get tons of cow pussy.” He went on to tell more details about it, including stories of a dairy barn and 26 cows.
Later in the week, the boss was retelling the story to another patron (whom we shall call Anne) who grew up in the south and she said that having sex with horses and cows was very common and acceptable in the “good old days.” The only taboo is having sex with sheep. Why might you ask is it OK to have sex with horses and cows, but not sheep? Because the sheep can get pregnant!
In fact, my friend asked Phil about the cow versus sheep thing and he confirmed the common belief that sex with cows is OK but sheep are off limits. He said that you end up with a half sheep/half human baby. He said that if you do have sex with a sheep, you have to kill it right quick. Another interesting point is that there are extra-tough sodomy laws directed at sheep sex versus cow sex. Now you know, be careful.
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I think sheep have organized a small but powerful lobby in Washington.
I don’t want to think about this too much but weren’t you always warned as a child to stay away from the back-end of large farm animals? This sexual practice sounds like a recipe for a crippling blow to the swimsuit area. Maybe the danger adds to the excitement. Makes me wonder if there is a psychological profile for a farm animal molester and if they tend to be inclined toward other, more criminal activities. By the way, I saw one of those half-sheep-half-humans at a county fair in Arkansas. Creepy.
To bad we don’t know a photographer to capture a sheep-man photo for posterity. I might want to add the photo to my nature photo collection.
On the “animal sex” topic, a friend of mine who lives in the Carolina’s described a method of having sex with a sheep where they do “all the work.” Thank goodness, I was tanked and don’t remember the details, but I will say that I live in pretty moderate location sexually.