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Sen. Mike Gravel at SC Debates 04/26/07

I don’t necessarily agree with Mr. Gravel, but I really enjoyed this video.

A buddy of mine works in the Chicago and Lake area of Minneapolis. Not the greatest neighborhood in the city, but it has its merits. He and his boss were discussing the story of the Wisconsin man who was put on trial for having sex with a dead deer found on the side of the road, when one the store’s patrons (whom we shall call Phil) nonchalantly said, “when I was in Louisiana, I used to get tons of cow pussy.” He went on to tell more details about it, including stories of a dairy barn and 26 cows.

Later in the week, the boss was retelling the story to another patron (whom we shall call Anne) who grew up in the south and she said that having sex with horses and cows was very common and acceptable in the “good old days.” The only taboo is having sex with sheep. Why might you ask is it OK to have sex with horses and cows, but not sheep? Because the sheep can get pregnant!

In fact, my friend asked Phil about the cow versus sheep thing and he confirmed the common belief that sex with cows is OK but sheep are off limits. He said that you end up with a half sheep/half human baby. He said that if you do have sex with a sheep, you have to kill it right quick. Another interesting point is that there are extra-tough sodomy laws directed at sheep sex versus cow sex. Now you know, be careful.

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Had a small layover in Miami, got a chance to view the caged animals. These fine specimens were trying to escape the pure air of the airport, when the got locked in a display cage. The picture does not do the scene justice.

In all seriousness, Miami is a very large and very boring airport to have a layover in. We flew in at the D concourse and the gate agent told us it would be better to wait until closer to our departure time to go to the departure gate on the A concourse. She also suggested that the food was better at the food court on the D concourse. After wandering about looking for a sit down restaurant/bar, we gave in and ate at the food court. It was not good.

Low and behold, when we finally go to the departure gate on the A concourse, there is a swanky little bar right next to it. We were bamboozled! The D concourse folks must work on commission.

So far, the vacation is going well. Been on the beach quite a bit. Saw an attractive topless woman holding a stringer of fish and learned of a pleasant Dominican Drink called Mamajuana. I will bring the raw materials back to the states to share with the local crew,

Math Hour : How To Get Free Drinks At The Bar Using Geometry Trick

Very cool trick.