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Archive for August, 2005

Iceberg

This is a post I wanted to make back in May, but did not have the time or motivation. It is a story of a big chunk of ice, iceberg B-15A. B-15A is an iceberg that is 71 miles long which has been blocking the McMurdo Sound in Antarctica. Here is a photo of the iceberg from the Antarctic Photo Gallery:

The Edge of the Iceberg B-15A

Via satellite imagery, you can see the iceberg crash into an ice lip, reshaping Antarctica forever, and then split into two pieces. If you have some free time, do a search on B-15A. Lots of great satellite imagery.

The Single Bitter Announcement Weblog

Just stumbled across a fantastic weblog. I wish I could leave some feedback, it would be nice to get some info on how popular the web site is! Check it out – The Single Bitter Announcement Weblog

The Source of Information

I noticed that several folks found Slarty’s World via a Google search on the Strange Toyota Ad post. In fact there is a discussion on the topic happening over at CelticRadio.net. I am glad there are more people out in the world that find this hilarious.

I also found that I was used as a source at FreeRepublic.com. I might have to start using a spellchecker if my posts are going to be considered journalism. If I were a real journalist, I would have tracked down the ad in question and posted a copy!

Minnesota State Patrol Motto

Snare the Drug Impaired

-Minnesota State Patrol

Vietnam Era Hearing Aids

One of the jurors at my last trial was missing part of his finger (it got cut off as a child by a hand pushed lawn mower). He started talking about how he was never drafted, but not because of the finger. His draft number was too high. That led into another chum telling us a story about his cousin. I think it has that urban myth feel to it.

The quiet outdoorsman was a peaceful man of God. He loved the outdoors and spent considerable time in the woods hunting. He was drafted into the Army and because he possessed outdoor survival skills, was assigned to the Rangers. His unit was sent behind enemy lines to do unspeakable assignments.

Throughout this ordeal, he consistently sent letters home to himself, which his parents piled in a desk drawer in his bedroom. After a few months of letters, the room started to develop a stench, forcing the parents had to keep a window open and a fan going. Fortunately, the man survived the war and was discharged from the Army. Once home, he opened his letters and his parents discovered that he was sending ears from his kills home as souvenirs. The smell was that of rotting flesh.

The man was disturbed when he returned, not the same peaceful man that had left. People were saddened by this change of character. He spent most of his last days in the woods. Alone in the woods, he ended up dying in a “hunting accident.”

Strange Toyota Ad

On the drive home today I heard an ad for a “Toyota Sales Event.” The ad featured an announcer talking about all the great deals that were happening over the weekend. In the background a brass band played what sounded like a march. As the ad continued, I recognized the tune. They were playing the sea chantey, “What do you do with a drunken sailor.” It cracked me up! I wish I could find a clip of the ad, I have never heard such a distinguished version of the song! In case you are unfamiliar with the tune, here is a link. The Great Big Sea do a pretty good version of the tune. The Kingston Trio did a version of the folk classic as well.

Puros Indios Viejo – The Current Favorite

The current favorite cigar is the Puros Indios Viejo Cigar. Viejo means Old or Aged. These fantastic smokes have been aged since 1998 and are very smooth. I particularly like the flavor, a nice balanced smoke.
Viejo Band
It is with this cigar that I learned how important the wrapper leaf is. The fellas at the Golden Leaf (the fine Minneapolis smoke shop) tell me that it is the most important part of the cigar for flavor. These cigars have Ecuadorian wrappers.