On the “animal sex” topic, a friend of mine who lives in the Carolina’s described a method of having sex with a sheep where they do “all the work.” Thank goodness, I was tanked and don’t remember the details, but I will say that I live in pretty moderate location sexually.

I don’t want to think about this too much but weren’t you always warned as a child to stay away from the back-end of large farm animals? This sexual practice sounds like a recipe for a crippling blow to the swimsuit area. Maybe the danger adds to the excitement. Makes me wonder if there is a psychological profile for a farm animal molester and if they tend to be inclined toward other, more criminal activities. By the way, I saw one of those half-sheep-half-humans at a county fair in Arkansas. Creepy.